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chocolate chip cookie-mouth

A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.
After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.
by DLW December 20, 2006
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chip clip

A plastic clamp with flat prongs used to hold the folded edge of a bag closed. Originally used on bags of chips to keep them fresh and tasty.
He stuck a chip clip on his ruffles.
by Tailspin October 18, 2003
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chip lick

Indulging oneself in chewing fattening foods until, at last, letting the pulpy mess fall out into the trash instead of swallowing it. A trick often employed in secret by those seeking to spare themselves guilty calories while still enjoying the taste of sparingly nutritious foods. Though far more appetizing and less gruesome than binging and purging, some might characterize this as being symptomatic of an eating disorder; I consider it a clever means of having one's cake but only chewing it.
Mikey: I love it when your diet takes a free day while you strap on your eatin' dress to go to town on a buffet of pizza, doughnuts, and cookies.

Sean: Why's that?

Mikey: Because I can then chip lick my way to heaven but still be able to fit into my pants to fit afterwards.

Sean: Hmm... that's gross.

Mikey: Perhaps. By the way, don't look under the paper towel in the trash can.
by VeggieBoy May 19, 2008
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The White Chip

The white chip is a term to describe the phenomenon where a set of Eurocentric and "white" ideals are implanted using brainwashing and social conditioning into non-white brains the moment they are born.. This includes:

* Imagery from as early as cartoons to sitcoms to movies portraying white = good, dark = bad

* Derogatory insults again dark skin and non white people

* The idea that dark skin needs to be lightened by whitening creams or photoshop

* Dark skinned races rewarding their people for looking, acting, or thinking "white"

* The brainwashing technique used in advertising in non white countries, which states that one cannot find a spouse or decent job without being "fair"

* Hating oneself for having dark skin or non-European features

It is up to the non-white person to locate the white chip and take it out before they follow its instructions and self detonate
The White Chip manifests itself through:

-Babies being judged by their "fairness" in non white races
-Fair and lovely whitening creams
-Indians having a hard time finding a spouse because of their skin color
-dark skinned people worshipping whites at every possible chance. Dark skinned men idolizing blondes or "Aryan" people
-Gandhi- the most popular figure in Indian history was a big time self hating racist.

I'm sure you can come up with an infinite number of examples where dark skinned people hate themselves and bring other dark skinned people down
by bubba666 January 23, 2011
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by friendlyjerlena February 20, 2011
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Chip Fork

To chip fork is to find out someones been making a move on your "girl", you then pay this person a visit (accompanied if necessary) beat the shit out of them. You then place chip forks down the persons pants a repeatedly kick them in the groin this should put them off trying it on with ur "girl".
The good general (GG) found out that some1 had made a move on his "girl".
Me: Wanna go and chip fork the twat.
GG: Nah he lives like 2 hours away.
Me: Well we could make a day of it.
GG: I wish i hadnt told you now.
by Kilted Kayaker November 15, 2006
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chip dip head

A woman involved in group sex; who's hair is filled with cum
"Damn that bitch blew six dudes...by the time the orgie was over, she looked like a chip dip head"
by unknown October 7, 2003
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