Chav Shower

Of which a rather disgusting person (or festival goer) trades in a hot running shower or relaxing bath for a baby wipe scrub down.

1. Hey mate, intya gonna meet that bird in like, ten minutes?
2.Shit yeah, fuck I stink!
1. 'Av a chav shower, she'll be well up for it.

by pumkkin September 12, 2011

chav shandy

A drink made up of half beer on tap and half Smirnoff Ice. If you want a drink that will knock you on your ass, this is it! Drank only by the finest of chavs and white trash.

(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)

If I buy this bitch chav shandys, I will for sure be able to take her home with me.

by Robin.mts April 27, 2008

Chav Tan

A Sun tan sported by chavs. Usually involves bright red sun burn, with contrasting white markings. Like a pink and white zebra.

"I got caught out in the sun today wearing this t-shirt and am now sporting a chav tan"

by MrTurner May 26, 2009

Chav it

1. To run away, to flee.
2. To tell someone else to flee, see pace like a chavi

3. To steal something, to chaw it.

Joe: geet up joe ***** boi!
Chunky: chav it mush!

by The Chunky One October 21, 2007

Chav Mentality

Chav Mentality is a phrase used to describe a person who is offended by anything (usually a harmless correction, or constructive criticism) that they do not understand. They will react in harsh tones, usually swearing or threatening the poor individual who made the original comment.

"John, you've made a spelling mistake". John who has a 'Chav Mentality' would swiftly reply with "What the fuck are you saying, that i'm thick? I'm going to bang you out bruv", or words to that effect.

by I-Am-Ozymandias September 9, 2013

Chav FM

This word (or phrase - what every you call it) was invented by Spack No.2's school tutor.

It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.

Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'

This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!

Wannabe Roadman/Drug dealer: *Plays some drill song*

Tutor: "Can you turn off your Chav FM please?"

by Jack Spank9049 May 15, 2022

Chav Central

A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college

Eastleigh College is chav central

by Jack Spank9049 January 1, 2023