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Jackson Lane Change

While having sex, going from vagina to anus and back again, with no set pattern or frequency.
That girl from Ole Miss got a UTI last week because her ex-boyfriend pulled a Jackson Lane Change on her after the debutante ball.
by Terkitron February 19, 2008
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Changasm

The result of too much time spent on the chans.

Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
foaming of the mouth
permanent scarring of your childhood

the inability to see innocence
I saw Joel come to school today foaming at the mouth and with a blank stare. I proceeded to talk about /b-list movie stars, and he freaked out in a changasm.
by pieman96 March 16, 2010
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Change-room Shit

The typical gauge of physical 'intimate' relations involves 4 bases. Change-Room Shit refers to all that nasty ass stuff that isn't properly represented by those bases. Such acts are usually given exotic names such as "The Portuguese Windmill" or "The Transylvanian See-Saw."
P1: Hey man, I walked into Pete's room by mistake while I was looking for Sanchez. He was hanging naked from the fan above 2 Scottish midgets and a sheep.

P2: Man, that's some change-room shit right there.
by MaryV12 March 12, 2012
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Changster

Woah that dude is so full of shit. Hes a Changster!
by justonedrink November 8, 2016
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Change The Tires

"Change The Tires" or "Changing The Tires" refers to replacing the damaged aluminium foil cone on a homemade temporary weed pipe.
Friend: "Hurry up I haven't had a cone in ages"

Me: "Sorry mate I need to change the tires"

Friend: "Hurry up man"
by Hobane February 15, 2018
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chara change

short for character change. frequently used in shugo chara. its the combined power of a shugo chara (guardian character) and its owner. in most cases there is a special change in apearance and sometimes a weapon. some elements of the chara change are similar to chara nari (ikuto tsukiyomi's cat ears. hinamori amu's heart/spade/clover theme. yaya's bib). it also changes the person's personality (there character).
chara change : ikuto tsukiyomi gets cat ears and a tail plus cat-like abilities (teasing attitude). hinamori amu with miki gets artistic abilities and spade shaped barrettes (level headed attitude).
by ayumu March 11, 2012
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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