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IQ Cells

the pinnacle of Human intelligence, the smallest Unit of creation, smaller than atoms. it can be used from anything like furthering medical research to passing a math test with no effort used. each human is born with a fixed number of IQ Cells and is needed for intellect and divine transcendence. once a human has >500 IQ Cells it is decided that he has the power to rule over the world because he knows literally everything
1:Hi! how many IQ Cells do you have?
2:Around 500+
1:Damn! you could rule the world!
by ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells March 18, 2018
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cellborg

noun - A person who has completely merged with their cell phone. Fairly indistinguishable from a schizophrenic, as it is difficult to determine if they are talking to themselves, or to spider demons at large.

Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.
That guy is such a cellborg! He was sitting on the toilet, wheeling and dealing!

Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!
by Roguess November 26, 2006
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cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.
After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.
by mrzarch January 30, 2009
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Cellar Dwellar

A person with no life who lives in a musty cellar, feeding off crabs and various foods that grow in the dirty habitat.
Becca is a cellar dwellar, and feeds off the seafood buffet.
by Crazy Omen Tinker Bell June 3, 2010
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Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.
"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"
by Thandroo October 5, 2011
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celly

1) a cellular telephone.
2) a roommate in prison or jail.
call me on your celly, man.
that fucker was the worst celly i ever had.
by john moritz August 24, 2003
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cellos

Adriana's brother is so cellos, however, she is one hot whamajamma.
by streetstrip01 March 23, 2010
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