carson

stupid,gay,weird and short

carson is stupid,gay,weird and short

by wifenlooof September 15, 2022

carson

this guy probably cooks spaghetti in the dish washer

carson is a fucking idiot

by [mno] September 17, 2022

Cason Gardner

Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.

"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."

by MissClover September 19, 2022

Cason Gardner

This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.

After Cason Gardner pee'd on the floor, he screamed "FUCCKKKKK' in anger.

by MissClover September 19, 2022

Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

Cason

A modinator on xeros

Cason needs to stop being a spoon.

by Quizzicality December 23, 2022

Carson Cassidy

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.

carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you

by biden joe December 29, 2022