Cotton Muncher

A person who enjoys performing oral sex on considerably older women. The term "cotton" refers to pubic hair whitened with age.

Jim: "Why does Ted date little old ladies?"

Eddie: "I've heard he's quite the cotton muncher..."

by theaterqueen August 14, 2011

cotton bunny

When a piece of toilet paper is stuck on a stripper's butt.

Yo, did you see that stripper's cotton bunny?

by Oshackhennessy October 22, 2013

Sex-cation

Vacationing with your ex for the sole purpose of getting laid

No we didn't get back together, that was just a sex-cation.

by SFrench October 31, 2011

Ho-cation

When you’re on a vacation from dating and trying to work on yourself but are still hoeing around.

Girl 1: “ Sarah, what are you doing this weekend?”
Girl 2: “I’m going on ho-cation!”

by DestroyFrogs October 3, 2017

cotton eye joe

a guy named Joe with a cotton eye and nobody knows where he is or came from

Where did he come from, where did he go? where did cotton eye joe come from?

by solzness October 9, 2017

east canton

little hicktown, outside of canton ohio..........less than 6,000 residents, rural area :) loved by most of its inhabitants

east canton is such a hicktown

by nataliequik February 20, 2011

cottonballing

To be high on oxycontin.

Fuck I wish I was cottonballing right now!

by Buffalo Brown December 13, 2006