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whistling carrots

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
by Corinthio October 14, 2023
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kinky carrot

Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.
1:hey BB😩 lets try kinky carrot
2: sure BB😩

1:ahhh~~
2: *shoves carrot up 1's ass* YOU WHORE.
by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021
mugGet the kinky carrotmug.

carrot

i fucked a carrot
by ,jkhwaoifhwief May 20, 2022
mugGet the carrotmug.

Glazing the carrot

When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.
I'm going to let my wife glaze my carrot tonight. Oh baby we are glazing the carrot.
by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021
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Carrot cake

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"
by Lynxxh May 24, 2022
mugGet the Carrot cakemug.

Carrot

Carrots are kind people. Most of the time. Carrots enjoy eating carrots.

Carrots like imagine dragons tooooo much

Carrots are great
Person 1: whose playing ID?
Person 2: Carrot *sighs* it’s 2 am
by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019
mugGet the Carrotmug.

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