Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
by Corinthio October 14, 2023
Get the whistling carrotsmug. Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.
by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021
Get the kinky carrotmug. When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.
by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021
Get the Glazing the carrotmug. "You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"
by Lynxxh May 24, 2022
Get the Carrot cakemug. Carrots are kind people. Most of the time. Carrots enjoy eating carrots.
Carrots like imagine dragons tooooo much
Carrots are great
Carrots like imagine dragons tooooo much
Carrots are great
by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019
Get the Carrotmug. 
