My car

MY CAR NOT YOUR CAR :(

3: i have a car
1: but its not your car
2: ITS MY CAR YOU-
3:No its My car

by Frog is stupid and dumb March 14, 2021

Car Mitzvah

1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.

2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization

I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity

by kunefa October 1, 2005

Car Ride

To place bare ass on another persons face and rip ass. This gives the feeling of sticking ones head out of a moving vehicle.

Her hair flew back as I bent over and gave her a car ride.

by ncook May 21, 2010

Car Guy

The male version of a horse girl.

Person 1: „Hey, what are you into“
*90‘s shitbox drives by*
Person 2: „uhhhh I love this car“
Person 1: „yep okay, you are a car guy“

by Max and Liviu August 26, 2021

funny car

A 6,000 horsepower hellride with a wretched treacherous noise

If your real bad youll watch without plugging your ears.
You have to be hardcore to do it

by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 14, 2003

ice car

Jin Kisaragi's vehicle of choice. Pretty unstable, so the driver tends to get flung forward while haphazardly flailing about. Best used while yelling, "DIE! DISSIPATE! (alternatively, DIE! STAND DOWN!)" in order to hide the fact that the driver has no idea what he's doing.

I'm at full screen, so I'll drive my ice car to close the gap!

by if DIE! then DISSIPATE! October 24, 2009

car whore

a girl who goes out with a guy just because of his car, not because he is hot ect. Car whores are usually found in Civics or Integras that have fart cans and a park bench spoiler.

Gosh, I am such a car whore

by Emily August 11, 2003