Carlo is the sexy, hot, hilarious, handsome guy who is nice, and kind, and funny towards everyone he meets. He is the guy you have had a HUGE crush on for the entire year but you dont want to tell anyone because he has a stupid “girlfriend” he makes you happy whenever you look at him, when you stare at him during science after he falls off his stool. Carlo is the guy who snaps in your face because he knows you cant snap and he wants to make you laugh when you get mad. Carlo is the the only guy who can look hot with braces on. He makes sexual jokes but he knows when he has crossed the line so he stops. He makes jokes about getting kicked out of his mom’s house he is the cutest guy in the entire 6th grade and you are the ugliest girl so you know he would never go for you so you just keep staring at him during ELA, science, and lunch and that is enough for your little heart to go pounding out of your chest whenever he does something stupid or funny.
Carlo is soooooooo hot.
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