AP CAPSTONE

A new AP class for sophmores who think that they know english, where you are supposed to analyze an arguments line of reasoning and the evidence that it is supported, but even the smart people in this class are dead on the inside. Its super hard and getting above a ninety is super hard.

Its referred to as Ap Capstone, Ap Crapstone, Ap cap, or Ap crap.

John- Did you see Sal's Face? Why does he look so dead

Fiona- OMG. Don't you know he took AP Capstone
John- OMG! AP CRAP!! Poor boy, he used to be so happy

by daddy_d_22_0 January 11, 2018

Wussy With a Capital 'P'

A term for pussy, used in the context of being a wimp, not the female sexual organ.
Usually used when around someone older or important. (or just to avoid people getting mad at you)

Guy 1: Wow it's cold outside!
Guy 2: No it's not
Guy 1: I guess I'm just a Wussy With a Capital 'P'

by AxiosKatama December 21, 2010

Ship, captain, and crew

Noun, can be used as a verb: The act of inserting one's penis into a rectum. This is the ship. Upon the successful entry of said penis, one will insert the first (perferred) of two testicles. This is the captain. Upon the boarding of the ship this captain will ultimately need his crew. At this time the lesser of two testicles will be inserted. Once this has happened you have won the "pot" ... As in her anus.

I went to a dinner party with a date and asked if the ship, captain, and crew could come along.

by Kap'n KP April 20, 2016

Murder Capital of the World

The city with the worst recorded homicide epidemic in the 'world' - not the United States. :/

As far as history and legend goes, Medellin in Colombia. A city decimated by murderous street gangs, power-crazed drug cartels and guerilla/paramilitary bloodletting.

Throughout the 90's and early this century, Medellin held the title, peaking with around 400 homicides per 100,000 in 1991. This fell to about 150 per 100,000 during the mid to late 90's but rose again in the early 00's, approaching 200 per 100,000. These figures are even more remarkable considering Medellin is a decent sized city of 2 to 3 million people within the period covered.

Thanks to a phenomenal security clampdown Medellin is no longer the 'murder capital of the world', but it remains the ultimate example of what can happen when crime literally spins out of control.

by Hoo Haa Yeo June 2, 2007

Captain Keyes

The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.

Captain Keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. I believed him.

by David Lewis December 29, 2003

Capitalistic weed

Mass-produced weed. This means bammer weed, cultivated by ignorant drug cartels who only think about the money and don't know shit about cannabis cultivation (no seperation between females and male plants, unprefessional treatment and shitty environment, etc.).
Tagged "capitalistic" because the people who grow this shit only do it for the money, and usually mix up the weed with toxic shit to give the weed more volume (thus increasing profit for the same amount of weed). Usually found in the Middle East and England, very uncommon in North America (U.S. and Canada, land of the dank kush).

People used to sell drugs for the sole purpose turning people on to psychedelia. Now everybody wants to earn as much as possible, and don't give a twat about the smokers' health, only about their profit and bullshit. Fucking capitalistic weed.

by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

Captain Briefcase

noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.

taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!

mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.

marc: i cant even stay awake...

*Captain Briefcase enters the room*

taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!

*everyone is turned to stone*

by the storm drains May 18, 2009