by 2OO3 April 26, 2016
The act of ejaculating in a female until you pull out and get loaded down with a heap of dragon sneezing jizz
by lildick nigga April 08, 2019
Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.
Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.
Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.
by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016
A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first
Edward: Yo ek you horny?
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010
Used on ships from gunships to dreadnoughts, particle beam cannons are some of the most effective weapons developed. Smaller ships like gunships and corvettes have few anti-capital cannons, and more anti-fighter cannons. Larger ships employ multiple anti-capital cannons, which make for spectacular ship battles.
by Shawn Farrell May 06, 2004
“Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”
by Booeyy July 11, 2018
when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you
I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.
by Uh Oh Skinky October 04, 2019