Sell Candy

Means to pipe up ones sexual performance

Sell Candy all up in my ear

by monaemax January 23, 2008

Boston Candy Apple

(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.

Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!

by andshesshrunk July 10, 2010

Stoner Candy

Something really disgusting or some type of candy you find at your local drug store and mix together and eat that taste good only cause your high.

Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.

by stoneybalogne January 12, 2011

Arm Candy Request

1. A superficial request that solicits a sexually attractive person to accompany another in public, because they are attractive. Not because they are intelligent or having a relationship. (See Escort) Usually developing from conflict between the desire to be noticed and the fear of being humiliated. (See Inferiority Complex).

2. A social invitation to "lock" arms with someone more desirable in order to enhance financial and sexual appeal. (Social desirability) (See Social Proof)

Wealthy elderly men request young “arm candy” to deny the passing years. (See Prostitute)

Mandy Pandy: "Shauna, you got an arm candy request from Samuel today this Saturday to his ex's birthday... I already confirmed you ;)"

by WiseCookie February 11, 2019

Queen of Candyland

The magic feel good fairy that lives under your desk and appears randomly and has a great fondness of lollipops. ;) And being the Queen, she has a particularly good technique.

"Oh my god, today was such a great day at work because the Queen of Candyland paid me a visit that I won't forget."

by Lpqoc October 3, 2008

easy as candy

1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"

2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise

(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)

Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...

by MiZuNdRsTuD December 5, 2010

candy

A delicious, sugary object that tastes good. Your mother never lets you eat it in the morning, before lunch, never if you don't eat a good lunch, before supper, and NEVER before bed. Yet somehow American children eat several tons (2,000 pounds multiplied several times) of it each year.

Jimmy: I totally wanna lick that lollipop... No homo
Jim-Bob: No get your own candy!

by darkshadow29 February 1, 2010