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conversational commerce

the use of chatbots and other machine learning technology to make people feel they are talking to a real person when they buy things, ask for advice etc. online
"I was amazed by how conversational commerce made me feel like I was talking to a real person while shopping online. It made the experience so much more enjoyable!"
by Marc2.0 December 1, 2023
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Conversationslop

A conversation consisting of such boring and incomprehensible content that it can hardly be called a conversation at all.
Their interaction could only be classified as conversationslop.
by Perilous February 7, 2026
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Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.
Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."
by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025
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zombie conversations

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."
by hoss geller January 24, 2012
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Enlightened conversations

You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.
Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."
by Hym Iam October 27, 2023
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social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 24, 2020
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Rule of Conversations

The Rule of Conversations is to only be the first to start a conversation with someone online or over text twice in a row lest you always be annoying them
"Have you talked to Lacy recently?"

"No I started conversations the past two times; if she really wants to put in effort in this friendship, she needs to start one now!"

"Ah, the Rule of Conversations, huh?"
by thetealord October 9, 2022
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