Jawaandom Condom

A really nice guy who's only fault is his name being Jawaan. "good grief"

Jawaan protected all the men of the world by forcing himself to date Christiana. He single-handedly kept her unavailable for 4 miserable days

by Jawaan July 2, 2004

american condom

When a fat guy forgets the condom, and uses his fat as a condom.

Marsha! Frank didn't have a condom so he used the American condom!

by Rippin lip packin dip June 11, 2017

Condom mistake

Donald Trump

Donald Trump was not meant to be. That's what you can call a condom mistake

by Savagequeen69 February 12, 2017

popped condom

A kid that the parents did not want.

Billy your a popped condom.

Your parents should have had anal sex

by Mr. Blazin September 26, 2017

condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

by DarwinB September 14, 2013

Gravy Flavored Condom

Condoms evil Turkey's use.

I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.

You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"

Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."

by The Turkie August 15, 2011

condom cave

when a condom falls off inside a vagina while having sex

i left a sick condom cave in that bitch last night

by nickle stack and ed dirt October 3, 2007