beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

Colorado Raincoat

The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.

"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.

"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

colorguard

an amazing sport, yes it is a sport, which incorporates dance, aerobics, gymnastics, drill, and also spins different weapons like rifle and sabre, also flags. the colorguard is an excessive feature to the marching band in the field season and just helps them boost their visual effect scores. the true competition lies in winterguard (see wgi) they compete in different divisions and the very best ones take it all the way to nationals.

if your high school's cheerleading and dance teams were any good, why don't they compete internationally like the school's winterguard? that's what i thought

the colorguards are like a family, they spend hours upon hours to have the perfect practice. so you hear colorguard girls are fat? you're completely wrong. that might have been the case ages back, but winterguard has evolved. the members of the guards are in completely tip top shape and working out is even a part of their practice. the guys on the team, some may be gay, but some are not, either way, they are major contributions to the team and they are always amazing!

i'm sure you haters out there would not even survive one practice of winterguard

some guys: what's going on in here
spectator: it's a colorguard/winterguard competition
some guys: damnnnnn, look at those girls, how come we never knew of this sport before

by jjjjjjjjjjj February 21, 2008

colorguard

1.)The most amazing, breathtaking experience ever!
2.) what real dancers do
3.) you make friends for life!!

I wish I were as cool as the PVHS colorguard

by acacia July 18, 2006

RC Colorado

The type of car you would expect to see dropping kids off to a soccer game but instead will tear the door off a porsche 911. The mighty 4jj1 engine will easily reach 500,000km with the only weak part of the car being the cvs and steering arm , which are weaker than a 9 year olds arm.

V8 owner: "Yo look at this lil bitch i would smash him in a race"
RC Colorado owner: *blows doors off v8*
V8 owner: *cricket noises*

by PoZZyy February 14, 2019

calorumptious

Unhealthy yet delicious. A contraction of calorific and scrumptious.

Man, that cake was totally calorumptious!

by Yandaman April 20, 2007

Chlorinated water

Chlorinated water (chlorinated hydrogen oxide) is when you add chemicals to the water that releases chlorine and the water (hydrogen oxide) absorbs chlorine. The chlorine kills viruses and bacteria. Drinking chlorinated water is great! I like the chlorine taste! Stomach acid is dilute hydrochloric acid. So stomach acid digests food. Drinking chlorine gives the body more helpful chlorine. Water doesn't have too much chlorine or too little chlorine. They add sodium hypochlorite or calcium hypochlorite to the drinking water or sometimes other chemicals. New York water is the tastiest water. Pool water has trichloroisocyanuric acid (TCCA) which releases chlorine.

Tyler: I like drinking chlorinated water straight from the faucet and also straight from the fire hydrant in the summer. I like the chlorine taste!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023