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Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
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Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
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