Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

Broke your Neck

Someone who turned there neck too hard, that IT BROKE:0Thats why they smell like booty.

Person 1 :Yo look at that person fall off a chair!
Person 2:Turns neck*
Person 1:AH,BROKE YOUR NECK!

by Crackhead Didi202 January 24, 2019

broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 6, 2011

broke off

2 get out yo deal by getting your cut early.

Shorty jus wanna get high.. he got broke off, he aint on no money.

by dolodolo111 July 7, 2022

Broke boii

A person who can’t afford shit but a damn accord/Camry/legacy usually named Alex/Ivan/Walter

Alex is a broke boii

by Lou-_- October 1, 2020

broke weak

To give up. Can’t handle anymore.

I made a huge plate of spaghetti and can’t eat anymore, I broke weak.

by Drinkandknowthings February 18, 2022

Broke Scallywag

An idiot so low one the social class they have no right talking to anyone or anything

Somebody says somthing stupid
Me: You broke scallywag.

by Koolik November 19, 2020