Getting this bread

A phrase that basically means getting this money

Just made 30k. I’m really getting this bread.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

Bernd the Bread

Bernd is a muppet, obviously a bread, he is depressed and popular in the german country. He is known for being in the closedown from the kids channel „KIKA“. His episodes play in the timespan from 9PM-6AM daily. the episodes shown there change every few months. Mostly he is in a white place, called the „white hell“. (It is a TV and Bernd can’t get out because of technical issues) Bernd often tries to escape by running though the screen, but he comes back into the screen on the other side. he gets bullied in there by a voice called „whitebox“, which he destroys at the end of one episode. Bernd tells the viewers to turn off the TV or change the channels, cause he just wants to get out of there. He likes „Mehlsuppe“. He often says his well known word, „Mist“. - Translated to English: „crap“

Person1: have you seen Bernd the bread? He’s hilarious!
Person2: mist.

A/N: there’s a gif of him below!

by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021

eat bread

to perform oral sex on a girl that has a yeast infection

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I didn't know she had a yeast infection, so I ended up having to eat bread.

by Sandalwood December 24, 2007

eat bread

To eat bread,

is to basically smoke pot/weed(a.k.a. marijuana)
This is an useful way to talk about doing drugs without adults finding out what you're talking about.

This is the most recent/commonly used term to replace the former and widely used term "smoke weed"

Girl:i want to eat bread tonight because it takes me to cloud nine
Boy:Okay, ill make sure to bring some tonight

Teacher walks by,overhears their conversation and thinks:Now I want a bagel

by cloud999 July 8, 2011

Bread pan feet

Fat and/or swollen feet which puff up and out of the tops of shoes, much like baking bread rising out of a breadpan.

Bread pan feet are often accompanied by cankles and are most commonly found on older women.

Did you see gramma's bread pan feet busting out of her church shoes? I think we need to take her to the orthopaedic shoe store.

by childplease July 28, 2009

Zucchini Bread

Code name for marijuana in text messages.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, you got any zucchini bread for tonight?
Stoner 2: Yea man, I got a whole loaf.

by Sneeky J April 28, 2010

Blompkernickle Bread

Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.

That was quite the Blompkernickle bread that girl left behind while running.

by Bottachelli November 18, 2009