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braden

Usually the gayest person in your school or state. He's the type of person who would play ball tag with you with not an actual ball. He would grab your balls, and that's his version of ball tag. He tries to act straight to his friends to act cool. A big secret of his is that he has is that he only has a half an incher
Wow that kids got a small dick he must be a braden
by Braden K May 4, 2018
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Braidenphobia

I was so Braidenphobiafied
by Mikelena December 12, 2020
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Braden Madden

A rising star, working for J&J Pyro, He's Just Amazing
by Booby Bill May 2, 2010
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brandenn

A guy who looks gay people will call him a faggot because he's a man whore who will try to date anyone because at age 30 he will be alone and kill himself
Omg my ex is literally like a Brandenn he tried to ask out my 17 year old sister
by David Dynamite November 11, 2015
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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