1. The momentary loss of all faculties resulting in some minor catastrophy such as dropping a box of fried chicken into your toilet or repeatedly pressing the refresh button on a credit card payment page for something hideously expensive like plane tickets or a luxury car, thus bankrupting yourself.
2. Someone for whom common sense and the ability to function in the corporeal world is a sad and distant dream.
3. The mental state of someone who has been sectioned and imbibed their own weight in lithium supplements.
2. Someone for whom common sense and the ability to function in the corporeal world is a sad and distant dream.
3. The mental state of someone who has been sectioned and imbibed their own weight in lithium supplements.
1. Woman: omg I just totally left my baby in the stroller on top of the car at that service station three exits ago
Husband: you really are a total ****ing Bing Bong brain you know that?
2. Student 1: Dude I just totally Bing Bonged that exam.. I wrote that America was discovered by the Count of Monte Cristo
Student 2: You shouldnt have taken that whole box of lithium this morning...
Husband: you really are a total ****ing Bing Bong brain you know that?
2. Student 1: Dude I just totally Bing Bonged that exam.. I wrote that America was discovered by the Count of Monte Cristo
Student 2: You shouldnt have taken that whole box of lithium this morning...
by Mr boogiewoogie December 28, 2010
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2. The sound of hitting someone with a frying pan. See Tangled (Disney, 2010) for reference.
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by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010
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by Sarichi's Son November 15, 2020
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by dollasz March 21, 2009
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by BobbyeB August 2, 2009
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"Is there any left?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I checked. I"m sure."
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"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I checked. I"m sure."
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"In your mom's house."
by blanketman October 28, 2009
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