choch-block

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

by Urika.C September 19, 2011

yougurt block

when you have the last little bit of yougurt in the cup and if you dont eat it your mom/dad/watever will get mad so you eat the very last bite and it goes down misrabilly

i had a yougurt block just a second ago and i thought i was gonna gag

by kcf1696 June 8, 2009

oggle block

When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.

Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."

Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."

Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."

Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."

by Cyborg Johnny July 4, 2015

barack-blocking

Political cock-blocking, especially by Republicans.

"Dude, I hear that Obama wants to legalize weed, but the Republicans are barack-blocking him."

by misterjones58 April 8, 2013

Typers block

Typers block is when someone is trying to write a new status or personal message and they cannot write anything sometimes because they can't remember or sometimes because nothing interesting enough has gone on in their lives.

Dave: What are you doing?
Steve: *staring blankly at his phone* I'm trying to write a new status but have no idea what to write
Dave: Oh bro you've got typers block

by Barbss143 December 13, 2012

case block

One who prevents the person or persons they are hanging out with from getting free alcoholic beverages, sometimes in the form of a case of beer, from an interested suitor. The suitor refrains from delivering the beverages because they believe they would be cock blocking the case blocker.

Mary: "I was going to get shit-faced for free off of that guy's 30 pack of Bud Light, but Randy definitely case blocked me from scoring any by sitting next to me."

by SoBroItHurts February 28, 2011

ball blocked

being kept from playing on the basketball court.

We keep getting ball blocked by other people on the court.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010