Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Beaches

It’s bad; no way; naw; can’t do it; not good

It’s beaches, how am I guna roll up without a blunt?

Aw it beaches, the hoes not comin

Can I hit the weed? It’s beaches bro this my last wood and you didn’t put in on this

by mike in dis ho June 7, 2022

Bitche

Strongly prejudice against men

Karen was being a bitche to Stan about his choice of coffee

by Baconator100 May 8, 2022

Bitcherfucker

A teenage male fucker who is extremely into watching porn, stripping and loves hot girls. And is addicted to sucking tits and is very horny.

person 1: He really was watching porn in class!

person 2: What a bitcherfucker!

by 3eguefwuigew May 31, 2022

Bigcheeseburger

A bigcheeseburger is an authorial person that looks like a big fat cheeseburger.

look! The Bigcheeseburger!

by Chacharealsmoothtoheaven July 22, 2022

Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.

Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!

by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022

biackeye

A person far too obsessed with all things semen, a cum guy.

Why won't that biackeye ever shut up about cum? I swear it's all he talks about.

by Olde Englishe September 23, 2022