Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

Beef Muncher

Someone who exhibits extreme compliance towards another

Bennett tried to take an ice cream cone out to a friend from dhall, however the card swiper said he couldn't walk back in without using a meal swipe. Bennett said to the crusty lady, "stop being a beef muncher and let me back in."

by youngharibo August 27, 2019

Beefanation

When anyone in the nation meets beefy

Theres been a beefanation across the nation

by Beefy1992 February 9, 2020

beef glue

It’s when you eat tacos and the beef sticks your tongue and the bottom of your mouth together so you have to pull it apart with your hands.

Sarah- Why aren’t you talking
Reese- because there was BEEF GLUE in my mouth

by umokthen May 12, 2020

beef energy

A strong robust or Lesbian vibe. Characterised by a stocky build. Deep or obnoxious voice shorter or coloured hairstyles.

Do you think she is lesbian?

Well she has beef energy .

by 🎷 June 5, 2020