by ArchWarAngel October 06, 2020
In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 15, 2023
its so hot u can have an orgasm just from lookin at its pictures
its so hot that youd burn ur self masterbating 2 it
its so hot that youd burn ur self masterbating 2 it
by stacie wood and donovan kuptz July 22, 2008
Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.
There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!
Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!
Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.
by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016
beauty in death is yet another amazing album by chase atlantic. i cant stop listening to it i’ve gone insane, it’s the best, literally changed my life if u havnt already get up off ur ass and listen to beauty in death cause ur missing out
person 1- hey have u listened to chase atlantics album beauty in death ?
person 2- yeah man that shits good as hell i love it !!
person 2- yeah man that shits good as hell i love it !!
by anast5sia December 13, 2022
by Cinderica June 29, 2014