Beard Spotter

One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard

I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!

by Baldwin West August 6, 2016

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

beard bun

A beard with just enough length to make a bun when using a rubber band.

Did you see how ridiculous Al's beard bun looks on his chin??

by kozmotini December 14, 2017

beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

Bearded Imp

A Bearded Imp is boi who has verry hard nipples and a small pp who likes to play league

(girl) oh great Bearded Imp is

on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (

by ghee99 November 22, 2018

Bearded loofah

Hipster ass kisser

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.

by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021

Beard Back

When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.

Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.

by Nipple Knockers April 8, 2021