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Texas double barrel misfire 

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When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.
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Texas double barrel misfire 

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When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
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The Whole Cracker Barrel 

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When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
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Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel 

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when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.
I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel
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Monkey dance in a barrel 

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when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
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Release the Barrel 

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The act of unbuttoning your pants comfortably when you are full after eating a large meal.
Damn bruh that Chipotle was good, time to release the barrel
Release the Barrel by RickyDickyFlicky September 14, 2022
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