staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.

"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 30, 2017

double barrel shotgun

When you shit while having a orgasm.

Eric just got a double barrel shotgun from Megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load!

by Dicklarious Darren October 18, 2013

the shit barrel zec

some stupid retard that talks too much in the scrimzox server

hey the shit barrel zec is right there hes fucking annoying

by the shit barrel zec February 10, 2021

Barrel

1000 pounds of a drug, typically all in one big container

I got 2 barrels, how much you need?

by Anodrow July 19, 2025

brett's barrel

British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna

I rubbed Brett's barrel for good luck, its like Buddha's belly but luckier

by papa John\ December 10, 2017

Cracker Barrel

The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex

"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"

by ThatOneGinger114 October 25, 2020

barrel rider

One of Bilbo Bagins many nicknames

- wow thats the Ringkeeper
- don't you mean the Barrel Rider

by Solitudith September 29, 2019