Barbou Bandit

A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented

Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.

by beatlabrecords March 7, 2010

Fadge Bandit

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

by Jimmy-Manuel November 28, 2010

Head-Banding

When you wear a large headband around your waist and her neck as she is giving you oral. The elastic band acts as a rubber band effect, so when she pulls back it forces her back down. Possibly causing her to deep throat.

"So what did you do last night?"
"oh, my girlfriend and I were Head-Banding. She told me she has a sore throat today"
"Sounds like a good time"

Head-Banding

by xDoub13 A March 24, 2011

Duggie Bandit

1st: He ties people up and makes them watch him duggie.

Stefan Height is such a duggie bandit.

by Davester0421 January 17, 2011

Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat

I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013

full bandini

The act of asking a woman to marry you on the first date.

"He drove from Chicago to Las Vegas and popped the question immediately after penetrating her, on the first date. Don't do what he did. Don't go full bandini."

by lockie December 11, 2015