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Bagel with nutella

by Edsva October 20, 2018
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gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.
by Lil_JacknSEA August 8, 2017
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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 13, 2018
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Bagel in the Chimney

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney
by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018
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Bagel

It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.
"I would like a bagel."
"No you would not like a bagel"
by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018
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Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
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