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burg bagel

The act of warming up a bagel, spreading cream on it, and proceeding to have intercourse with it.
After whipping them nando boys ass, i went home to my lovely burg bagel.
by burgbagel September 19, 2019
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seaa bagel

Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.
The seaa bagel is in the water
by marla johnson May 16, 2017
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Bagel Wrangler

One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.
Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around
by OGbagel August 14, 2019
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Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 16, 2024
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Bagels

When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.
*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”
by CowboyJak December 9, 2024
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Finagle the bagel

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019
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