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anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo
x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you
by anal specialist November 26, 2020
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Nipple Booger

Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing

Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."
by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021
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booger flapper

A booger that is stuck in your nose, flapping up and down.
Yuck! Go blow that booger flapper out of your nose!
by Kimfai October 10, 2022
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Booger Thrust

When a person sneezes during a pelvic thrust and in turn sends a booger flying.
PersonA: Dude I totally sneezed during sex last night, her vagina was as stuffy as my nose.

PersonB: Dude you did the Booger Thrust!
by Lambo. January 12, 2013
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Hooky booger

Picking and unwilling persons nose against their will
Jack and joe held me down while bob gave me a hooky booger.
by Bigdaddy2001 November 14, 2014
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boner booger

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.
by Liz David October 3, 2025
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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
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