Bloody Lap Dance

A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.

"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."

by JuggernautOfTheFemaleKind May 31, 2013

Bloofed

To be high as a kite while under the influence of marijuana.

Yo im bloofed af

by wall dough April 21, 2015

blood knight

A bloodthirsty contract killer only in it for killing

That guy, he's a blood knight he killed the last bartender because she was looking at him funny.

by Cyber rat March 20, 2016

Bloody streak

When you cut open your feet on purpose, take all your clothes off, and run around in public.

Jerry was so drunk last night he went on a bloody streak down College Ave. We shouldn't have gotten him that pocket knife for his birthday.

by LewisSuper May 9, 2016

Bloodsworth

A republican vampire

Bloodsworth is totally a vampire because he looks like he hasn't aged a day in 15 years.

by Deez Newtz September 19, 2016

Bloomify

bloomify: spruce up your yard or garden with colorful flowers and plants

This spring, I'd like to bloomify my backyard and garden with some colorful plants and flowers.

by Magwrite June 19, 2016

Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco

Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit

by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016