blustery

Windy. So windy in fact, that many hazards arise in 'blustery' conditions. Such hazards include windswept appearances, missing pieces of clothes from the washing lines and cold ears.
Used solely in the north so hardened grizzly northerners can talk about their constant struggle against the evils of blustery days.

A day in the north was very windy,.....
John: "By heck, it in't half blustery out there'
Harry: "Aye, blowin' a bastardin' gale"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

inglorious basterd

an attention whore who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.

Brad Pitt is an inglorious basterd

by biggdoggie August 20, 2009

food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.

Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!

by Rich October 31, 2003

Beasters

mass produced, Canadian, indoor marijuana, that is keifed,(deprived of it's thc crystals.)

by tommy d January 31, 2003

getting blasted

Getting drunk, or Getting stoned

You lost your job today, and I have alcohol. Tonight, we're getting blasted!!!

by jay-boogie March 10, 2012

Blasted

To have/get a tatoo

Im about to get blasted when i turn 17

by NERD 80's beastin October 16, 2008

blasted

Very very crunk. Drunk or high, or anything in between.

I'm so fuckin' blasted.

by ch4drock December 10, 2008