Bessies

in simple terms, its just saying Best Friend, just quicker to say and much easier, can have other spellings, Bessy, Bessies

I'd like you to meet the guys, these guys are my bessies!

by Drewdan August 17, 2006

Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

by DKIA May 15, 2005

bestialist

Someone who has sex with an animal or animals.

Tom: Get your penis out of my horse, you bestialist!

Julia: Ewwwwwww! Animals can't consent!

by Jacob Wake-up May 7, 2009

bestiopedonecrophilia

The act of having sex with dead baby animals.

After doinking that dead baby duck, I was arrested for bestiopedonecrophilia.

by Kalyn McWilliams August 10, 2010

Baestie

A combination of bae and bestie. The state of being lovers and best friends at the same time.

This weekend was on point with my baestie.

by LuBliss October 29, 2017

Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

beastie (verb)

To be beastie: to be extraordinarily spontaneous, rowdy, full of energy.

Let's be beastie and drive to the city tonight.

by Smells April 16, 2004