A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019
Get the Beard blindnessmug. Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.
by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020
Get the Chinese Beardmug. by Cat Beard April 2, 2016
Get the Cat Beardmug. Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.
Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.
Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.
by Brew Beard September 9, 2015
Get the Brew Beardmug. When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!
by Zeps March 6, 2010
Get the Bearded Phoenixmug. A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022
Get the douche beardmug. Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...
by secretuser420 April 7, 2020
Get the queer beardmug.