One Ball Boner

An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.

Man, I could totally see Lance Armstrong's One Ball Boner in that Tour de France spandex.

by stbn January 3, 2010

certified baller

being such a baller that you are legally certified.

Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."

by jdtitties April 24, 2010

Brain Balls

When your scrotum is tight and together, forming a "brain"- like figure.

Its cold out here", "Tell me about it, I have had brain balls since i walked out here

by TehBud May 7, 2011

Waffle-Ball

A game with dozens of rules, played in a pool. The object of the game is to make the waffle ball(usually a soccer ball) hit the rim of either of the two sides of the pool scoring one point for the throwers team. The catch is you have to be jumping into the pool grab the ball then release, if you grab the ball on the edge of the pool and hit the rim of the pool no points are awarded. Also the ball can hit the ladder posts causing two points. The best way to score is going in between the ladder post in doing so the throwers team receives five points. It is probably the best summer time sport, hands down.

man did you see that sick behind the back bouncer shot go through the ladder posts? that shit was the best Waffle-Ball throw I've ever seen.

by brooksayyyyy August 3, 2011

jarbs balls

A phrase meaning "the utmost in greatness". Similar to "bees knees". Often referring to a incident or spectacle that includes a large amount of bravery or courage.

"Did you see that? That was the jarbs balls!"

by Pudding Cloud September 12, 2011

butterfly balls

When a dude is scared or nervous to talk to or fuck with a woman.

My willy couldn't do the silly cuz I got butterfly balls.

by Ginger Pussy Cat March 6, 2017

Fart baloon III

A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.

To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017