5,000th Amendment

The 5,000th amendment makes it a crime to give students homework in the United States.

The 5,000th Amendment makes it a crime to give Homework.

by Benjamin K, lead scientist November 10, 2020

micah iman amen ra franklin

micah iman amen ra franklin is a florida myth
witnesses say he's a deformed creature in a little boys body
with anorexia and blue shorts

i went outside of my tampa resort and spotted micah iman amen ra franklin in a tree scariest thing I've ever seen

by Myles_71 April 14, 2022

the 24th amendment

A us constitutional amendment under which it is illegal to force people to pay poll taxes.

Can I use the 24th amendment to force people to take 🤔 civics classes in high school in order to vote?

by Uncle Dimma March 31, 2026

The 14th amendment

makes pre us civil war slaves, and their descendants, us citizens

Hey you, you silly us media, I have news for you. The 14th amendment is not intended to apply to post hart-celler act ufirs and their children.

by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2026

The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025

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