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Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years.
Movies are:
International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it)

Main Cast:
Austin Powers: Mike Meyers
Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld
Scott: Seth Green
Mini Me: Verne Troyer
Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat.

Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death
Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now.
Dr. Evil: Sh!

Austin: Do I make you horny?

Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself..

(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)

Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.
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Abstinence

Saying you don't want to have sex so you can hide your cubic genitalia.
"I don't have balls, I have cubes, that's why I say I practise Abstinence , I just want to pretect the ones I love"

Abstinence.
by tinted swest June 16, 2010
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Austin

Austin is a guy who doesn't know what he wants. He skips around. Girl to girl. Once someone falls in love with him, there's not turning back. He's sweet, and a great kisser, but can be a jackass sometimes. He makes you happy when you're with him, but then tells you he doesn't want you. He's funny. And everyone likes him. He's popular but obviously doesn't know it.
Austin- I love you.

I love you too.

Austin-I'm dating someone else.

You bitch...
by Small town girl. January 10, 2012
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Austin Tea Party

(v)
The act of placing one's sack in another's mouth whilst in a reverse squatting position and then proceeding to a tickle-fest, which causes the teabaggee to panic and squirm resulting in pleasure for the teabagger. First coined by Steven F Austin at a Saloon on the Colorado River in Waterloo, the phrase gained popularity in the late 1830s and Waterloo was changed to Austin, Texas in commemoration of the phrase.
Person 1: Tonight, will you teabag me again?
Person 2: I'm gonna throw you an Austin Tea Party.
by THECRAIGO September 18, 2012
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austin schaefer

A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.

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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!
by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014
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The Austin Effect

Always getting distracted from your work by another person, even if you are completely uninterested in the conversation. Often, said person is very annoying and idiotic.
"I was trying to finish my math homework, but I got hit by the Austin Effect."
by Penile Dentata February 5, 2012
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