A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021

by lotsOlove January 10, 2013

Amazing person , is very lazy and his biggest weakness is doing work but when it comes to sports for some reason all the laziness disappears his very handsome, tanned and has a afro everyone loves
by Magro August 2, 2019

An Andres is a huge MARVEL fan, and a great friend. He will usually have a friend named Oscar, and plays a lot of Fortnite.
by hbwiueygbqQ April 26, 2019

Andre is the person who is sometimes selfish in games and if you make him your friend he will always beat you and mess with you but he is a cool person and hes a faggot but hes bot really a faggot
by Iron fre September 29, 2018

Andre so mf fine!.
by Big d baby. December 20, 2020

A Tall, Clean, Handsome, Charming Charismatic, Guy with a Huge Dick, who can make a girl feel like a million Bucks!
by BootyliciousGtownCo July 4, 2022
