by loops December 03, 2004
An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.
This is "America's Got Talent"
Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"
Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"
by TexasChase July 18, 2010
The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
by Max Fillpot September 28, 2021
"last weekend at the Culinary Institute of America I drank a handle of jack daniels then made some bomb ass foie gras pate!"
by DoughHoe November 13, 2011
i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.
by Bearded Abe March 23, 2005
A person or group of people who love people who hate the United States of America. The phrase was coined by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report.
by im drinkin pepsi August 08, 2006
Adjective uh-mer-i-kuh-s sweet-hahrt .
An insulting term used to describe a person (typically male) who is the ultimate “nice guy.” A person who insists that chivalry isn’t dead because they’re keeping it alive. Basically attempting to display the best of humanity, mainly for personal gain.
An insulting term used to describe a person (typically male) who is the ultimate “nice guy.” A person who insists that chivalry isn’t dead because they’re keeping it alive. Basically attempting to display the best of humanity, mainly for personal gain.
Chad: Yo bro, that’s messed up that you’re still hanging out with your boy Khyler’s ex-girl. You know he gets sentimental with that topic.
Brad: Whatchu tryin’ say bro, women can’t have guy friends that they aren’t dating?
Chad: My guy, you’re missing the point. While you’re out here trying to be America’s Sweetheart; Khyler is crying cause his friend’s are leaving him to hangout with his ex.
Brad: Whatchu tryin’ say bro, women can’t have guy friends that they aren’t dating?
Chad: My guy, you’re missing the point. While you’re out here trying to be America’s Sweetheart; Khyler is crying cause his friend’s are leaving him to hangout with his ex.
by MIANick20 November 30, 2019