Back alley dunker

Someone (usually from the ghetto) who obsesses over basketball even though they have no chance at making it big

Yo dude did you see brian at the basketball game he was awful

Yeah man he's nothing but a back alley dunker

Yeah i guess youre right

by Mercury111 July 31, 2016

buttfuck alley

An otherwise unobtrusive looking urban intersection that has a disproportionate amount of oblivious idiot drivers who think they own the road.

I almost got hit when driving past the building supply store by the gas station-it's a major buttfuck alley!

by Psychiclunchlady August 11, 2017

Rhetoric Alley

Rhetoric Alley is when a group of people get together and talk about issues affecting, politics, community..etc with no planned solutions for all the group conversations taking place. Usually in forums

This topic is going down Rhetoric Alley

by #iamtheconnector October 16, 2017

Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018

Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.

“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”

by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018

Blowie Alley

In alley located in Hagerstown, MD in which prostitutes are found.

"I fancy me a stroll down Blowie Alley.

by XxQuicKSc0p3z420xX November 14, 2019