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Parliament act 1313

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head
Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
by Sebby294 May 30, 2021
mugGet the Parliament act 1313mug.

Online Safety Act

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.
by Esquivalience July 30, 2025
mugGet the Online Safety Actmug.

act hole

An activist who is an asshole. Thinks that they are surrounded by ignorant close-minded bigots because no one wants to deal with them. Usually confuses people not liking them personally with not supporting their cause.
Person 1: "Bethany doesn't realize that constantly demanding people check their privilege doesn't really do anything but make people dislike her more."

Person 2: "Yeah she's such an act hole"
by Putyourbrainon73 September 3, 2016
mugGet the act holemug.

Act of Michido

Attempting to get with a child that is either 12 years of age or less.
Alex: Oh no, Brian look. Tyrone is performing another act of michido.
Brian: Isn't that the 12th time this week?
Alex: I think its the 16th, he was going after a group when you were in the bathroom.
by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere March 21, 2017
mugGet the Act of Michidomug.

ACT NIGHT

A night for middle schoolers to get pushed around by police officers
by Bdbdbdh August 20, 2017
mugGet the ACT NIGHTmug.

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