geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.

David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.

by NefAlive April 22, 2017

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013

plum slap

The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles

Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap

by Loopydave February 3, 2019

slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013

slap af

A person, food, or thing that sounds good, delicious, or strongly desired as fuck

Man, chicken wings sound slap af right now

by Peanut deah May 4, 2018

Genital Slapping

Another way of referencing sex.

Yo dawg you been genital slapping with that girl?

by Zchow July 24, 2019