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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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skis in jeans

Idiom, declarative phrase

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection, especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
He sexually assaults women because he thinks he can. He's disgusting, he ‘skis in jeans’.
He's a huge fan of Emily in Paris - they ‘ski in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 9, 2025
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Ski’

One of the best girls you’ll ever find in your life. The person you go to when u need help of advice. If you need someone to have your back she’s your girl. Ski’ is very unique , and so is her name. She is very funny and will make u laugh in the most weirdest ways. A very smart and wise girl , very understanding. Ski’ is not really the judging type, that’s one of the reasons why she make such a good friend, a better person to be around in general. Not to mention she is very beautiful inside and out, even though she might not see it. She likes compliments randomly.Ski’ is very playful, goofy, and sorta childish but in a good way. If you don’t have a Ski’ in your life you are missing out on a wonderful person!!!
Tania:Ski’ is so great,

Sam: Yea she really is
by unicorncupcakes1384 December 31, 2020
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Ski-doo

Since Skidoo trails are mostly located in rural areas, it is used to signifiy a rural born and raised narrow-minded inhabitant, who shows misplaced confidence about subjects they legitimately could be aware of by only getting out of the only city they know. Unfortunately, he consciously refuses to and by doing so, he embraces the role society made up for him: The guardian of green spaces and old school values. In much rarer cases of acceptance, a Skidoo can merge as one entity with the vehicle, making it impossible to come back.
Person 1: Oh god, I hate muslims, they are invasives and try to tell us what to do in our country.
Person 2: Shut up fuckin' ski-doo, there is not a single muslim living in a 300 km radius near you. Pack your shit together and just leave ski-doo-town before it's too late.
by SWINDORSE May 31, 2017
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new hampshire ski slalom

When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022
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Ski and Flee

Pedestrian: Hello! Operator! A driver just hit someone and then pulled a ski and flee!
911 Operator: On our way!
by Ashton_M_02 March 24, 2019
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Jet-Ski

Jet-Ski Issa trap
by officialcocktionary January 13, 2021
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