Candy-monster

someone whom buys or eat too much candy. person may also be greedy and doesn't share their candy.

sophie is a HUGE candy-monster. she doesn't share her andy EVER.

by mindyola October 13, 2010

Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.

“Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”

by evelygeo March 15, 2023

faucet monster

A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.

Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!

by translantic01 June 28, 2011

Boujee Monster

In a friend group their is always that one friend that is spoiled sand brags about it

Luna: sorry what was that ? I couldn’t hear you with my AirPods on
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster

by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019

Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner

'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'

by apexwarrior April 20, 2018

Plot Monster

A monster in a video game that gets triggered by plot progression even if it makes no sense.

Player:" Yes! I solved the riddle"

Monster:" Hello there"

Player:" It made no noise whatsoever! How did you know? You're such a Plot Monster"

by RacletteSyrup January 28, 2021

wine monster

When one has too much red wine, and lips are stained purple, and begins to spill secrets and shouting absurd statements resulting in awkward moments and/ or laughs. A hangover usually occurs the following day.

"Man, Lisa sure was a wine monster last night when she said Kate and Jack should get back together in front of Jack and his friends."

"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."

by OriginalWino March 11, 2010