jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

Long Belly

an over weight man who's belly extends far beyond a normal man! Long Belly's are known to be Hungry, Tired, n Heavy.

1.DAmnn...dudes gotta Long Belly! it damn near touches his toes!!

2. Hey Long Belly! u gotta kid in there?

Funny Things To Say 2 A Long Belly:
1.Take a lap
2. don't eat that
3. Your bellys dragging
4. I got Pizza!
5. And....you hungry?

by Dreda Dre December 28, 2010

hai long

pussy hole

your mother hai long

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Long Island

okay, i live on Long Island, on the LI/Queens Border in Floral Park. We are not "gansta" at all. Long Island is a very rich area filled with JAPs and prissy white girls. To us, "upstate" is anything that isnt one of the Five Bouroughs.

Floral Park Queens is not part of Long Island, but the Town of Floral Park is.

by Kristan March 22, 2005

long money

Your ends are long meaning big..

Sittin on Twunny Twos, thats what long money do.

My money long nicka, I can make the pope get shot.

by BIG DAWG PITBULLS February 8, 2004

short long

A hair style that is short in the front and long in the back. A mullet, camaro cut. Such a hairstyle is generally found on white males from rural areas.

John has worn a short long since the style was invented.

by Stacy B August 25, 2006

long rider

a person serving a life sentence in prison; lifer

Before Dahmer was killed, he was to be a long rider.

by The Thinker July 25, 2004