Sam Porter Bridges

He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.

Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~

by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021

Reverse Jack Bridges

1) The administering of oral sex
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present

David: "Hey, can I have a full on Reverse Jack Bridges, I feel in the need for one right now."
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*

by E-vad the second June 17, 2011

Kemper bridge breaker

When your lady drops a huge duece that won't flush and it takes two weeks of pissing on it to break it up.

I had to employ the Kemper bridge breaker when my left a huge turd in the toilet.

by Kempergenes December 1, 2018

mooney mooney bridge

The place where the unknown legend went 480km/h in a Nissan Patrol racing a Lamborghini

"Did you hear about the guy that went 480km/h on the Mooney Mooney bridge?"

"Yeah, he was an absolute legend!"

by AU_Falcon-XR6 October 18, 2023

Fleshy Fun Bridge

See Also, Taint. The flseshy area between the anus and penis/vaginal opening.

I busted my speamy hot man load all over her fleshy fun bridge!"

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

MW memorial bridge

A sexual act in which a man places one testicle in a woman's anus and the other in her vagina. It is also known as the "Twin Cities."

Jesse and Matt both gave her a MW memorial bridge at the party last night. It was wild.

by theboy4 July 9, 2010

Bridging the Friendzone Gap

(noun) the act of removing a person from the "friend-zone" in recognition of his/her possible relationship value. This is the transfer of "just friends"-people who are excluded from emotional and sexual interest, despite personality and physical attractiveness- into the status of "possibilities", or potential partners. Happens very often in movies and cliche stories, but very sparsely in life. (inf) to bridge the Friendzone Gap.

Ramie: Do you think she's pretty?

Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.

Ramie: But you don't like her?

Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.

Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?

Rupert: No.

by Brim-Dog-Millionaire June 9, 2012