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Murphy

A dude that has a bigger dick than any kid named Tyler.
Oh that Murphy kid has a massive dick.
by Rebels1022 May 3, 2019
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murphy is another doge meme but with another more realistic dog it is not so widespread as doge tho
bro I laughed so much with that meme with murphy that i shit my pants
by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021
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Murphy

A dog that is usually chill and calm. Loves to lay on there owners bed, and loves lay on you. A Murphy loves to eat food and is a one of a kind dog. He is usually a golden doodle but loves attention
I love Murphy!!
by ewilliams2218 November 18, 2021
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Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend the best friend anybody could ask for.
I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing.
by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018
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Connor Murphy

A love-able bean who must be protected at all costs
Person A: who’s your favorite character from Dear Evan Hansen ?
Person B: Connor Murphy
by Your favorite lesbian January 24, 2022
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Murphy's Law of Intersections

"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."
I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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Murphy

A term used ti describe the dark line of un blended foundation thats common among women who live in halfway houses across America.
Omg!! Her make up. Is way too dark!! Someone please help that clucker fix her Murphy!!
by Silly Smalls December 19, 2020
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