Lincoln Memorial

The act of rubbing a strippers clitoris on the main stage with a $5 bill for ummm safety reasons

Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it

by StripGuy May 28, 2019

Lincoln

Lincoln is everyones father, he's a kind and loving man with a kind heart, his wifes Natalie and its cool to see him live

"look at that dude he looks so dumb innit"
"lol hes my dad, Lincoln"

by HorizontalRhinoceros December 28, 2020

Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".

by BukakeJones April 6, 2017

Abrham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.

Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Lincoln

Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.

Girl: Stop harassing me lincoln
Lincoln: Give me all of your money right now

by hairssssss March 19, 2023

Abraham Lincoln

the #1 filipino, with #2 being qzeah

person 1: yo bro who the goat

person 2: abraham lincoln

person 1: aint that the american president

person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president

person 1: ohh gotchu

by botaccount1984 December 9, 2025