Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
Get the ball tendingmug. small pieces of dead skin and sweat that form between the testicles and the thigh during strenuous actvity. usually extremely smelly
"Don't play with your nuts and then touch me, as I have no desire to be witness to your smelly ball funk"
by pat hutchison August 7, 2006
Get the ball funkmug. The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."
Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
by walterfromedenfield September 10, 2010
Get the Golden Ballsmug. by ThusSpakeWill October 21, 2009
Get the balls o'clockmug. From Reservoir Dogs :
(talking about tipping and the fact that tips are taxed)
Mr Pink: (...) Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. (...)
Meaning he will not do like everyone and start tipping waitresses.
(talking about tipping and the fact that tips are taxed)
Mr Pink: (...) Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. (...)
Meaning he will not do like everyone and start tipping waitresses.
by BelgianTake June 21, 2012
Get the play ballmug. When you stick your hands down your pants after a long day at work or school and you balls have that "ball smell."
After Spiderman 3 i stuck my hands down my pants and rubbed my fingers all over my nutsack and then stuck my fingers under my girlfriend's nose and she puked uncontrollably from the "Ball Smell."
by da boyz from lakewood May 9, 2009
Get the Ball Smellmug. One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is... In fact it would be pretty easy to take what this person is doing / wearing and turn it into something cool with the right person involved.
If you wear an authentic jersey, but also wear the pants to match and tuck the shirt inside - you would be a cornball.
by swerve July 17, 2003
Get the corn ballmug.