February 5th

Ask out Belle day. This day aligns with National F*** it day. So go do it

Ohhh its February 5th, I guess I gotta ask her out

by kingq February 5, 2021

December 5th

December 5th is National B Appreciation Day all across the United States. Everyone must stop what they are doing and celebrate for the most important day of the year!

Today is December 5th!!! That means it’s National B Appreciation Day!

by Jkkjhdow990 December 5, 2021

june 5th 1966

The only time it was yet again legal to own slaves in Illinois

Yo Marc it's june 5th 1966
And?
Hurry up and get the slaves

by Slave trader June 17, 2022

November 5th

November fifth is national kiss your friend drake day, but say no homo cuz we not with that gay shit

Drake: Ay dude ur getting a little close
Zach: shut up man it’s November 5th
Drake: Fuck
Zach: *kisses*
Drake: ur fucking ga-
Zach: no homo
Drake: fuck

by Joe kill urself November 5, 2019

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

5th world country

A country that pretends to care about human rights while blatantly and outright changing the law to show the people they mean absolutely nothing to the government.

America is the only 5th world country on earth.

by WeeMentalJo May 3, 2023

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cinco de mayo

Oh my gosh its may 5th, yk what that means

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022